Vaguely threatening letters from children.

DAVID: We all survived. But yeah, I just remembered that.
EMILY: How did you not remember that before? That sounds traumatizing.
DAVID: Because… at the time I got stuck- I didn’t hit my head-
EMILY: You were drunk, that’s- Be honest.
DAVID: Are you kiddin’ me? I was outta my mind.


it’s funny how i was the fastest sperm and now i barely move at all

SHE THREW HER TAMPON AT THEM OMFG I M LAUGHING SO HARD JESUS
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wtf