Vaguely threatening letters from children.
DAVID: We all survived. But yeah, I just remembered that.
EMILY: How did you not remember that before? That sounds traumatizing.
DAVID: Because… at the time I got stuck- I didn’t hit my head-
EMILY: You were drunk, that’s- Be honest.
DAVID: Are you kiddin’ me? I was outta my mind.
The Man in the Outhouse scene requested by ——————-> thatsalotofheart-bones
MOLLY HATES TWILIGHT!
THATS WHY SHE KILLED BELLA
I fucking love tumblr.
Understanding the value of the dollar has never been so clear
it’s funny how i was the fastest sperm and now i barely move at all
SHE THREW HER TAMPON AT THEM OMFG I M LAUGHING SO HARD JESUS
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