It actually feels nice to be back thanks @hiddenmickeyssc for the invite
Meanwhile in Australia. A snake fights a crocodile and wins.
Snake eats crocodile.
I love you ‘Straya. You are boss.
MAN !!! LISTEN !! NO ! After hearing that this croc fought this snake for 4 hours then he gave up, I can’t with Australia at the moment.
LMAO but we have really nice beaches.
I’m with a little, maybe a lot of envy.
When the pizza arrives, Brad Pitt is there to hand out plates
omg this is the only reason i would want to go to the oscars
meryl grabs two slices like a damn boss
Favorite moments of Ellen hosting the 86th Annual Academy Awards
Know your place!
A guide for anyone who wants to write about royals.
Always reblog Noble Hierarchy.
Also, female equivalents:
Can you imagine like that pizza guy probably woke up dreading his day going to work to deliver pizzas and then he eNDS UP DELIVERING PIZZAS TO THE OSCARS AND TALKS TO JULIA ROBERTS
THE PIZZA GUY FANDOM ARISES
Another summary of the oscars.
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