the-w0nder-queers:

elkane:

Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

whoa

the-w0nder-queers:

elkane:

Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

whoa

posted 2 days ago
Damn Bolita took my dads spot last night hahahahahahah too funny

Damn Bolita took my dads spot last night hahahahahahah too funny

posted 2 days ago via 447am with 391 notes

447am:

Booth and Brennan - Do you want me to prove it to you?

posted 2 days ago via 447am · © littletorv with 244 notes

“You are my favourite thing, Peter … my very favourite thing.”

dimmitutto:

sweetmoonbeam17:

1. He dances like this at parties

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2. He can do this with his face

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3. He quit smoking 3 years ago like a badass

4. He loves his family and mama a whole lot

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5. He also fucking loves his dogs and animals in general

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classy as fuck

6. He uses his fame wisely. He is extremely devoted in animal, wildlife and human welfare and charities, like the WWF, and encourages his fans to petition and donate with him. Leo helps save tigers and elephants and whales and more. He donated a fucking million dollars to Haiti. He had a giant birthday party, but all the guests had to donate money for wildlife efforts. When he won his ONLY Golden Globe for The Aviator, in his speech he urged the audience to contribute to the earthquake relief at that time. He is currently taking a break with acting to rest and to focus more on this stuff. He is a fucking green superhero

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that is a candid photo bitch

7. He has been besties with Kate Winslet since Titanic, he even made a ring for her, and he spoils her kids. Kate’s ex husbands are all scared of Leo because Kate loves him so much and he could probably beat them up if they ever hurt her and they should get married but that’s a whole other damn story just look at them

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ps kate says of all her sex scenes she does in films (like a lot) she liked working with him the best. damn girl just friends?

8. He has also been besties with Tobey Maguire since they were little kids and they are such dorks

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9. This picture

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wtf.

are you not in love yet

10. He grew up in a shitty ghetto area of LA surrounded by crime and drugs, so he vowed never to get involved with that stuff. Have you seen a mug shot of him? Noooo

11. Lol when his hair gets too long he wears a fucking headband

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12. He’s ironing on a fucking roof

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13. The fact that he always fucking walks like this

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he just loves to walk okay

14. He is just a classy, suave motherfucker

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15. Also as serious as he seems most of the time, he used to do photo-shoots like this:

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this post literally just cancelled all the unexplained negative feelings i had for leonardo dicaprio

Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my 

  • cellular number
  • snapchat
  • twitter
  • facebook
  • skype
  • email
  • facetime
  • first born

you know, anything you want

I know you Bones

friendlycloud:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Relevant

bepeu:

what i learned in high school

  • you can pass some classes by being friends with the teacher 
  • there is more than one kind of cool
  • if you write just random things on some homework then you may still get some point but the teacher will pull you aside because she is worried about you
  • not all food is edible
  • who cares
jbaggles:

GUEST STAR MEME → emily deschanel on new girl (lauranicus)

darcy day (emily deschanel) makes a surprise visit to apartment 4d. jess soon realizes her normally stable cousin has completely lost it.     

jbaggles:

GUEST STAR MEME → emily deschanel on new girl (lauranicus)

darcy day (emily deschanel) makes a surprise visit to apartment 4d. jess soon realizes her normally stable cousin has completely lost it.     

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